Saturday, September 2, 2017

Bob Marshall Wilderness: Chapter 4

Aug/ 10/ 17

When you get woke up by someone rushing out of your tent at 2ish in the morning, one could hope for at least one thing… is he leaving early to start breakfast? How nice of him... Hurl, barf, puke, upchucking, whatever you want to refer to it as; it doesn’t matter. The unwelcome sounds of our comrade “losing his biscuits” was just plain unwelcome to us all. Quietly someone had to be thinking, what could cause him to spew, and who could be next? Jon and his technicolor yawn subsided, and the rest of us were able to slowly fall back asleep.

Usually, us guys slept with relative ease, but wow, was it ever cold. Most of us had Mummy Sleeping bags along for the trip. These sleeping bags are very compact and do very well in the cold. If you got out of your sleeping bag during the night, it wouldn’t take more than a minute and your teeth would start to chatter, and you would get right back in that bag.

Morning did eventually arrive and with it came a decision. Dwylin our 85 year old had a real dilemma in front of him. To stay lying in bed or to tackle the great adventure of trying to stand and try to stay standing. The cold weather along with blisters and the ever-increasing stiff joints were really wreaking havoc on this guy. On the bright side, however, the last 12 hours of joint pain would be the worst that Dwylin would have to experience on our trip.

There was no sense of rush to head out that morning with the hiking behind us and floating before us. Also, we didn’t want to leave until closer to 10 or 11 so the water would have plenty of time to warm up for us.

We headed out for the day around 10:30, with the current as our guide. All we could hope for was a peaceful float down the river and we basically had that except for the occasional hidden rock that would nail your derriere at Mach speed. Every once and awhile you would be talking with someone, and all of a sudden, their progress down the river would end because they jammed into a rock.


Other than occasional places that you needed to get out and walk beside your boat, which if there was a strong current could be a chore, we would stop on occasion to see if we could find some fish, and usually with no luck. Nate and Caleb caught the majority of the fish this way. if I remember right, but I can’t be 100% certain. We were able to take a picture of Nate catching a small fish in the water. The fish ended up getting away, but we didn’t care. After all, it was a pretty small fish and would have been a small meal.


As we continued down the river we kept coming up on new people. First, we passed a group of four or five girls. Right after we passed them we found a nice rock to jump off of and a nice area to fish, but I don’t recall catching anything. A little later, we passed the same group of girls, while they were eating lunch. One of them yelled out, “Do you guys have any beer?”, and Dan replied by saying no. “That would be a lot of weight to carry around,” Dan added. The girls reacted to that comment by asking if we had whiskey? We just laughed and kept going on our way down the river. Dwylin actually did have a flask with him, but it was filled with spicy olive oil. We didn’t think it was necessary to bring this up to these strangers.


There were others that we came across, and we gave most of the group nicknames. We had names like the girls, the fishermen, and mountain men. Our next story will feature the fishermen, and just to make you aware these definitely were not the friendliest group of guys that we have ever met. These guys just ignored us and never said a word to us.

Now, do you know how strong current works, while you’re in a small boat? You have very little choice on where you’re going, for the most part. Well, one of our funnier stories to reminisce on is when Dwylin accidentally ran his boat into one of these guys while they were fishing. The fishermen had a dog sitting in the back of his boat. His boat looked like this.


We came rushing quickly on a rapid where this clown was standing there in our way, with his boat trapped in place with his legs holding on to it. He was in line with the current so that all of us would probably get within five feet of him. Nate was one of the first to go down and just barely avoided the guy, and Dwylin was next. O yea, this guy was standing there fishing, which meant we needed to avoid his hook as well. Unlike Nate, Dwylin absolutely nailed this guy’s raft and apologized while this guy never said a word. Dwylin nervously tried to paddle his boat away from his boat, but…

Well, let’s change to Dan’s perspective. Dan was already past this part of the river and described what happened next as hysterical. “All I heard was a dog yelping, so I turn around and saw Dwylin paddling away. When Dwylin put his paddle in the water to start his getaway. He accidentally didn't have it in the water deep enough and splashed the fisherman's dog. Dwylin’s head was now looking down, covered with embarrassment and remorse. No one else felt this way, and they all were quietly laughing at what happened. Mostly cause the other guys wished that they could have done the same to this roadblock that was in our way.



The day ended uneventfully with us just trying to find a campsite, but most of them were already were taken up with other campers. We ended up going about 15 to 17 miles that day, with roughly 8 miles left to go.

We got our boats out of the water and quickly discovered that the contents of our bags were soaked. So it became a rush to get our wet stuff out of our bags and upon a tree before the sun went down. 


Our next objective was to set up our tent for the night, but mostly so that some of the guys could play pocket rockets. The guys who were not playing poker decided to head to bed early, but as we laid there, we started feeling raindrops. Don’t forget that we usually slept without the canopy on the tent so we could cover our bags. We were told that in Plains, Montana, it had not rained for the six weeks before our trip. If you don’t remember, that is where Dan & Jon’s family is from. Either way, it started to rain, so we quickly ran out of the tent to get our tarp off the bags and back on top of the tent. Still, now we had another problem, our bags were going to wet. So we brought them into the tent during the storm and waited for the storm to pass. This didn’t make much sense to me personally. We had pulled out of the river with our bags being wet and tomorrow we’re going right back in the water. So why worry if the bags get wet again tonight, but I’m no doctor.



We are ready to be done, and with only one night left, we will miss this adventure once were gone. 

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